Christmas is coming, which means elf on the shelf, presents under the tree, and lots of parents lying to their kiddos. Sure, it’s all in good fun, but the Santa Claus myth is a lie. And, when you stop and think about it, Santa Claus doesn’t seem like the most upstanding guy. One little girl named Mila has the fat man in the red suit all figured out.
“So I’m supposed to meet Santa at the mall,” Mila says in the video. “You mean Santa, the dude mom mentions to manipulate me? Yeah peeps, we know the deal. This ain’t my first rodeo.”
First of all, she uses the word “manipulate” correctly, so she’s obviously one smart cookie.
“He knows when I’m sleeping? He knows when I’m awake? First off… This guy has no life. And that’s really creepy!”
She does have a point…
“Better not shout, better not cry? This guy’s standards…Way too high!”
“Who do I trust to buy me the latest toys? An old man living on the North Pole? Right. Let’s point out the obvious guys. He breaks into your house at night! I think it’d be safer if your parents just do the stockings.”
Break-and-enter is illegal.
For everyone that is worried about little Mila not believing in Santa, her Mom assures everyone that she does:
“Mila does believe in Santa she never mentions not! Just mentions the funny things about Santa and the things he does. And how maybe we should just treat it like a big birthday party…which is really what it is all about anyway.”
Mila makes some excellent points, but it’s her sassy attitude that is catching everyone’s attention. I’d love to hear her thoughts on the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy!
Watch Mila’s hilarious thoughts in the video below and please like and share!
