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You WON’T Believe What These Mad Scientists Created. I NEED To Have #10!
By Janey - July 22nd, 2014
I LOVE pizza. But you know what I hate? Slicing the pizza and then having to use a DIFFERENT utensil to serve each slice. That, my friends, is the epitome of operational inefficiency. Or something like that. The good news is that this nonsense is a thing of the past. That’s right, there are people out there with the creative power to respond to the plight of our greatest first-world problems! [googlead]
1. Traffic lights that tell you so much more! Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our… GO GO GO!
2. Fence window. Hello world! …or hello neighbour. Or maybe your neighbour is your world?
3. Faucet thermometer! Combine this with a toilet lock and no more shower freak-outs!
4. Pizza scissors! Also great for making construction paper pie charts.
5. Vegetable caps to help you preserve that nutritious goodness!
6. No bike lane? No problem! One step closer to my dream of living in the Tron world…
7. Ice cream lock! For cruel and unusual punishment.
8. Iron board mirror, for those of you who are tight on space or who just enjoy flipping things. Spin, spin, spin! Iron, me, iron, me, iron, me!
9. Citrus sprayer! Spray it on yourself and smell citrusy fresh. Actually, don’t do that.
10. Drivemotion. How else are you going to let them know that their driving sucks? Get with the times!
11. Packable zip-up shoes! No more packing stuff inside of my shoes to save room in my luggage. Smells gross, man.
12. Stroller scooter! And Father of the Year goes to…
13. Bath visor! Let’s be real… I cried the last time I used no-tears shampoo. I need this.
14. Stay-dry benches! Is the top wet? Just roll on to some dry surface! Also great if there’s a nasty bug occupying your would-be seat.