Dogs can be so naughty but we love them anyway. Still, we can’t simply let them get away with everything scot free. We live in a civilized world… a world of accountability. And that’s why there’s dog shaming: letting the world know about their dirty deeds. Hopefully they will think twice the next time. Probably not. [googlead]
1. Maybe they missed a spot?
2. Lipstick marks? Oh yeah, the ladies were all over me last night… 
3. I keep telling them the toiler paper needs to hang OVER, not under! 
4. For it is a great honour! Please partake…
5. Oh come on, I can’t be the first one that mixed up apples and fire hydrants! 
6. And next time it’ll be 14. When I say I want to go out NOW, it’s not because I want to go out LATER.
7. Surely you’ve done this to your brother. Surely.
8. Not my fault. The local AA doesn’t allow dogs. 
9. Make fun of me all you want, but the Colonel’s real secret is in the bones. 
10. The toner was low. I was just trying to help!
11. Butter makes everything better… including butter.
12. Most important meal of the day. I don’t mess around.
13. Nope, she wasn’t drunk at all and she didn’t trip over me. End sarcasm mode.
14. It’s not nearly as bad as it looks. But now he knows not to take my spot.
15. Actually, I like to make really long dresses.
16. You think you can just come up and sit on MY couch!? Consider the fart a fair warning.
17. Food is food. Why do they need to discriminate?
18. Well somebody needed to tell her that she needed a new shoe wardrobe.
19. Nobody gets hurt. I don’t see what the problem is.
20. Oh man, I had the craziest dream last night! I dreamt that I pooped on my mom’s lap. Wait, what?
21. They told me not to bottle up my anger so I took their advice. Now they’re complaining!?
Source: Dog Shame
The look on their faces totally sells it. Now help add to the level of shaming by sharing this with your friends!
