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Next Time, Choose Your Words More Carefully
2 years ago
Drake, Josh, Megan. Hope the name-use isn't lost on everyone. Makes for interesting imagery, though.
An insurance company once sent my wife a bill for 39 cents. It cost them 45 cents to mail., Plus the cost of printing and stationery. And their office was just four miles away! I rode to their office on my bicycle and parked in an alley. I gave then two quarters, telling them to close the account. They laughed and agreed. Then I told them I lost my bus fare home. The receptionist have me two dollars, which I gladly took. Then I went into the alley and pedalled my bike home. Clearly, the thug life chose me.
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