kesn
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Too bad Dan wasn’t throat punched
I would have told them where to stuff the detention, horizontally
I lived with my uncle, his girlfriend and her daughter for a few years and our next door neighbors had let a blue crab wander into our yard and it subsequently died and the stench was horrible. That night I bought some limburger cheese and my uncle’s stepdaughter and I proceeded to throw limburger cheese over the fence into their yard. Next morning, my uncle told me that the next door neighbors were trying to figure out what the smell was in their yard and couldn’t locate the source. It was glorious
I would have looked at the Ex and said, “Sorry about your luck. Sucks to be you.”
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